The best...


The best dinosaur

Stegosaurus is the best dinosaur. Runners-up:
Spinosaurus
Diplodocus
The one that spits

The best album

McLusky - McLuskyism CD1 is the best album. Seriously, get this. CD1 > CD3 > CD2.
Runners-up:
Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible
The Blood Brothers - Young Machetes
Sonic Youth - Washing Machine
Future Of The Left - Curses!
Primal Scream - XTRMNTR
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - Henry's Dream. I once went to a party where this was played on repeat and
everybody sang along. It was awesome. But we're all older now.

The best film

Donnie Darko is the best film. Lynch-inspired wierdness vs. quirky teen comedy atmosphere. Plus a huge bunny.
Runners-up:
Hot Fuzz
Goodfellas
Being John Malkovich.
The Third Man.
The Orchid Thief.
Blade Runner.
Lost Highway.

The best food

Bacon lasagne is the best food. The point is to use pasta plates for some of the layers, but use a bacon
'plate' made by weaving bacon together for other layers.
Runners-up:
Lamb jalfrezi
Chick pea soup. There should be lumps of potato, blended leak, onion and slices of parmesan on the top.
Beef Panang curry with rice. This is a Thai dish. Stronger and with a 'fuller' flavour than green curry.
Vegetarian lasagne with aubergine, spinach, carrot, mushroom, mornay sauce.
Bacon sushi. Make maki rolls as normal but instead of fish, use just-seared bacon.